Joke : Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar ...

One complained to the other, "Boy, this economy s*cks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my f**king a*s!" Too late, he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem. If I don't sell more a*s this month, I'm going to lose my f**king car!"