Joke: An old black meets St. Peter at the gates of heaven

St. Peter is there, and tells him "Welcome, in order to get into the kingdom of heaven you must have done something worthwhile with your life, what have you done my son?" "well", he said in a raspy voice, "I made love to a white woman" "...okaay" St. Peter responded, "that's...not, exactly what we're looking for" "No no no you don't understand", the man replied. "This girl was 18 years old, with a beautiful face, long, blond hair and big, perky breasts." Taken aback, St. Peter says "While I'm sure you enjoyed that, it's, well...it's not exactly *heavenly* material" "No no no, you don't understand. I made love to the daughter of the Governor of Louisiana, on the day of his inauguration in the town square, in front of tens of thousands of people". St. Peter is actually impressed, "Wow!", he says, "that is actually worthwhile, Louisiana being a pretty racist state and all, how did I not hear about this, when did this happen?" The old man thinks for a moment and says "oh, probably about 10 minutes ago" E: Title should say "old black man" since someone got their pan?ies in a bundle over one word