...I'm still horny as fu%k. What can I get with $3?" The Brothel Manager says: "Well, we can give you a Chimp." Man takes the chimp into a room & gets down to business. Still unsatisfied, he goes back to the manager. Man: "Hey man, the chimp was alright but I'm still horny as fu!k. What can I get for a nickel? Manager: "Well, we have a live peep show you can jack%off to." The man goes to a corridor where a bunch of dudes were looking thru peep holes. He looks into one and sees a beautiful woman fuc@ing a dog. Man: "Holy crap. This is insane!" Another guy next to him said: " No man, this is nothing. Just awhile ago, we saw this dude fuc?ing a chimp!"