Joke: So a guy is sunbathing nu?e......

as he has a very hot date later in the evening. He over sleeps and gets a terrible sunburn on his front side. He applies all of the lotion he can and heads off to the date. The couple has a great dinner and they head back to his place. The two are making out pretty heavy and she is grinding on his burnt pe?is pretty hard. The pain is unbearable and he has to stop so he can try and medicate his pecker. He runs into the kitchen, pours a tall glass of milk and promptly sticks his entire di%k in it. Soon the date walks in, sees what he is doing and shouts "So thats how you guys load that thing!"