JOKE: Three guys called Mick, Pat and Tat were in a pub. The bartender asks them, "Are you all related?" Mick says "Yeah, we are triplets."

Bartender says,"Well how come two of you are 6 ft tall and one is only 4 ft tall?" "Well" says Mick,"Me and Pat were always bre!st fed so there was no t#t for Tat."