My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK,
maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it’s an exit.
A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an onrushing train.
The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on train tracks.
A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?"
Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct." The suspicious detective continues,
"But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"
"The old fool used an elastic rope!"