Ever wonder how Kevin McCallister would get the job done in Home Alone if he was baked to perfection.
Well you should be ashamed of yourself! That was a PG-rated movie!
Unless…
You were high while watching it and came up with some great ideas…
I’d imagine this was the process for the upcoming Ryan Reynolds-produced flick Stoned Alone.
According to Variety, the movie will follow a “20-something loser who misses the plane for his holiday ski trip and gets high at home — only to then discover that thieves have broken into his house.”
The movie has no release date yet and is in early development, so I thought I’d whip up a list of who could play the lead stoner — age limitations aside.
Swipe through and find out which star should put one in the air while fending off pesky robbers!
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Method Man
Pot smokers. How High movie….self explanatory.
Tom Cruise
Action packed, yet mellow at the same time.
Whoopi Goldberg
Something about zero-patience Whoopi vs two robbers screams Academy Award.
Lakeith Stanfield
We can expect an interdimensional, philosophical criminal ass-whipping.
Snoop Dogg
Another star that needs no further explanation. These robbers don’t want none of Uncle Snoop!
Meryl Streep
Think 101 Dalmatians Glenn Close plus The Devil Wears Prada Meryl.
She will read these robbers for FILTH.
Oscar!
Matthew McConaughey
How many times has Matt done some wild sh*t. The burglars would NOT be ready.
Cardi B
The Bronx girl will come out when up against two thieves! And the soundtrack?
OVAH!