Customer: Waiters,is this supposed to be coffee or tea?
Waiter: What does it taste like? It taste gasoline! Waiter; Well sir that would be the coffee.
The tea taste like turpentine.
A couple of Tourist were dinning at a very nice restaurant in Colorado.
After Waiting for some couple of minutes, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter's eye.
I want a bottle of your best wine,"he ordered.
What Year? "Asked the waiter"Right now!"beloved the tourist.