Funny Jokes :I don’t think you can trust anything that bleeds for five days and yet doesn’t . . .

I don’t think you can trust anything that bleeds for five days and yet doesn’t die.Five Qualities of a Good Woman:
1. You should have a woman who works at home, who cooks, keeps things tidy and has a job.

2. You should have a woman who can make you smile and laugh.

3. You should have a woman you can trust, a woman who never lies to you.

4. You should have a woman who is good in bed and enjoys spending time with you.

5. And you should always, always keep these four women from ever meeting each other.