There are hundreds of break up horror stories online — tales of vindictive exes destroying property, spreading rumors, or even trying to ruin careers. But this story takes the cake.
Redditor u/shelblikadoo broke up with her (now ex) boyfriend, and when she woke up, her toilet was gone. "I split up with my boyfriend yesterday," she wrote. "I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet."
"The toilet in my apartment broke," u/shelblikadoo said while dishing out some of the backstory. "My better judgement said call the landlords and they'll fix it."
Instead, her boyfriend insisted on repairing the broken toilet.
"He's thrown it in my face ever since," she said in the comment section of a photo posted in r/WTF. "Every little dispute we had it was, 'You're gonna be like that after I put so much money in this apartment?'"
Although it's been a few months since he fixed her toilet, when she finally broke up with him the first words out of his mouth were, "I'm taking the fucking toilet."
The photo she posted Tuesday shows a typical bathroom: a shelf full of Q-tips, an empty roll of toilet paper, and a gaping hole in the floor where the toilet once aas.
"He's a licensed plumber so he knew what he was doing," she said. "Every breakup just gets more and more interesting."
Redditors couldn't resist making puns about OP's terrible situation.
Comment from discussion legendoflink3's comment from discussion "I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.".
Comment from discussion 8eeblebrox's comment from discussion "I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.".
Clearly over the whole experience, even u/shelblikadoo joined in on the pun making.
Comment from discussion shelblikadoo's comment from discussion "I split up with my boyfriend yesterday. I fell asleep while he was packing and he stole my toilet.".
Shelblikadoo said she's "not even torn up" over the end of the relationship, but called it "the most insane breakup" she's ever been through.
Unfortunately, she still doesn't have a toilet in her apartment, and has been "waiting on a plumber all day."
"Been running to Taco Bell every time I gotta go," she confessed in the comments.
We've reached out to shelblikadoo for additional information and comments, and we'll update this post if we hear back.