Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
It was hot sunny Sunday the cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver “Sorry to pull you over father, but we’re looking for a couple of child molesters”
The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says; “Alright officer, we’ll do it”
Few more below
Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand.
Q: Why did the sponge go to church? A: Because it was holy!
Q: Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? A: He floated his stock while everybody else was being liquidated.
Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin’ Catholic!
Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile. Hell yeah I’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
Q: What do you call Pope Benedict XVI after his last day? A: Ex Benedict. Q: What do you call holy bread? A: Jesus Crust!
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