A Young Man Married, Three Months Later His Wife Says...

- Honey, it's time for me to give birth! - How?! After all, we are only three months old .... "You lived with me three months before the wedding, three months after, and 3x3 = 9!" Time passed. She calls from the hospital and says: - My dear, we have a black boy! - How?! - When we went to the hospital, a black cat ran to us. The young man went to his parents, talking to his father: "Imagine, father, 3x3 = 9 and a black cat ..." The father yells: "Mother, do not you remember when I drove you to the hospital, did the donkey run over to us or not?"