More Jokes
No C Notes to Spare
Q: Why didn’t Handel go shopping?
A: Because he was Baroque.
Country Music, Backwards
Q: What happens if you play a county song backwards?
A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
A Dad’s #1 Music Complaint
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m listening to music in 4/4.
Musical Fiancé
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce.
Turkey Talent
How did the turkey win the talent show?
With his drum-sticks.
Too Much Linkin Park
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Musicians Park a Car
What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”
A Quick Joke
Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.