Who ever gave parents phones?
Who ever gave parents phones? No, I know parents bought phones for themselves and for their kids but how are parents allowed to keep them? Or at least, how are they allowed to text/have a social media/go on the Internet unsupervised? Some parents have used their time on Earth to get so savage, their kids can't even handle it.
It could be that they’re way funnier, cooler or just straight up meaner than anyone expected. It’s definitely unconventional parenting. Maybe someday their kids will catch up and grow into their parent’s legacy of savagery, but that time hasn’t come yet.
Anyway, here are 6 little interactions with parents who are far too savage to have to put up with this kid nonsense.
6 The Parent That Has A Favorite Kid (And Vice Versa)
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This kid is the first one so far who's as savage as their parents and y’know what? Finally. Burn ‘em right back. Clearly being raised by a savage is finally paying off and this kid too will grow up to torment their own children with savagery. The cycle will continue and the tradition will live on and we’ll have another generation of great texts. I love the dad’s “oh”- it’s such a genuine disappointment where he really did mean to text the other son and wasn’t actually trying to burn this worse son. But in that case, you can censor yourself and just shoot the other kid a text. No need to announce your mistake if you don’t want to get some of your own medicine.
5 The Mom That Keeps It Real
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If you’re going to start a conversation with your mom with “why were you laughing at me” then what do you really expect? What do you hope to get out of this interaction, really? Just stop and think before you text your mom expecting boundless love. Where do you think that conversation is going to end up and do you think you’ll be happy with the result? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Maybe keep it to yourself until you’re in a place where you can change your outfit immediately. Unless you really want to walk around knowing even your mom thinks you look silly. Plus that mom is clearly amazing and so many steps ahead of her son, so he needs to get a lot smarter if he wants to keep up.
4 The Dad That's Just Giving Advice
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Don’t tell your dad what to do, he’s a police officer. If his idea of fatherly advice is to encourage homicidal instincts, that’s his prerogative. Text your mom to complain if you’re going to give him a hard time. If he wants you to murder your friends and not make a mess, don’t question it and don’t leave fingerprints. He knows what he’s doing. There’s probably a method to his madness, if just from solving tons of murders. If anything, he knows the game from both sides so just think before you come at him. He could be your best ally or the cop that’s also your dad that puts you away. So really you should be asking him for murdering advice since he’s seen it all.
3 The Proactive Mom
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Once kids move out, it’s immediately a huge race against time for parents to make sure their spawn won’t totally blank on who it was that raised them and fed them when they were a tiny, defenseless baby. And if you end up losing this race? It’s that state funded retirement home for you and those places are funky (specifically, dirty, lonely and depressing). This can call for desperate measures; whether it’s keeping your kid’s birth certificate strapped to your body like it’s your main form of ID, blaring an air horn every time you enter the room without homemade food or re-introducing yourself in every text, so they know if they ignore your message… they’re really ignoring you, on a huge, spiritual level.
2 The Mom That Wants To Cut Her Losses
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Hey, fresh start. This mom might as well. You’ve got a baby to raise with the lessons you learned from the first kid, so that’s an advantage already, and you don’t have to splurge on any of those pricy last two years of your original kid being a minor. That’s prom, college, speeding ticket money all redirected to your only hope: this grandkid. This grandkid’s gonna be attending the most private of all pre-schools and wearing jute onesies if it means preventing another teen pregnancy. There’s nothing like a burn from a parent that disguises itself as a nice, fuzzy feeling sentiment until it reveals itself to be the savagery it always was. Yeah, don’t jump to conclusions that your parents are being weirdly nice to you when it could totally turn out to just be a hidden shut-down.
1 The Mom That Wasn't Easily Impressed
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Telling your mom you’re alive is like bragging to a company that you haven’t broken their product yet. Some are going to be excited they don’t have to refund you or replace anything and some will be like… K, why’d you call? Oh, that’s it? You’re just letting me know nothing’s gone wrong yet? Well, this line is for other stuff so we’re going to have to go. Yeah, don’t call back until you’ve got something to say and CLICK. Ya just got hung up on by your mom/manufacturer. It’s still rough to not even get a thumbs up for letting your parent know you’re safe since if they don’t care, who in the world does? Nobody? Yup, that’s a tough pill to swallow.