Nobody is perfect and everyone has the right to make mistakes. Some people learn from their mistakes and others can write a book about 100 ways to mess up. It’s good when people can simply laugh at their own failures.

Is this even legal?

Thanks for the warning.

“My entire life is a lie.”

“If anyone is having a rough day, I want you to remember I ate half this cup of ice cream before realizing the truth.”

He was trying to do something good.

Such a drama

“My hoodie got dirty and I washed it, but we don’t have a dryer. So my mom and I thought it would be a good idea to hang it outside, but it’s −9 degrees. After half an hour, it froze.”

“One of my moms employees accepted this as payment.”

“Professor, I can’t get these audio files in our textbook to play.”

“I have identified a flaw in my college’s scissor retention plan.”

“Hannah printed Claire’s boarding pass out on poster sized paper.”

Me: Mom, photocopy my passport.

Mom:

Nice try.

“Homie just started napping mid-fix on our internet.”